Only a mothers love....

This little gem is courtesy of Fur Coat No Knickers a beloved colleague...

''OOOOOOOOOh Sneactha (not his real name but just as wankery) will be getting his train tracks on tomorrow."
"Really? Do you actually hate your kid?"
"No, of course I don't but mark my words in a few months train tracks will be all the rage in his class..."

Yes indeed, the kid with alopecia and braces and who's bullied by even the fat kids because he is just one giant freckle will be a trend setter....